At the rate I am growing, I should soon call a doctor. Next week, I won’t fit in my bed. 
My limbs ache from being taffy stretched, I ripped a hole in my cutest dress.
Yesterday I hopped a fence on one leg. This morning, a door frame bumped into my forehead. 

Marvelously, the goose egg will give me a new direction to grow in - and wouldn’t that be a sight. 
“40 foot tall woman shows off impressive spine!”
Catch a glimpse of me from the treetops, if you’re so inclined.